Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review(SPOILERS)

Dr. Manhattan wrote:And you say your a fan of the series? Think of this from my point of view? I'm a big fan of the series and they use characters not even in the show to replcace the freaking show characters! I'm not twelve Saiyan slayer.

Actually they replaced the humans, which no one gives a rats ass ABOUT!

I do and other TRUE fans!

I have to agree, the human characters were terrible. Why not add the original human character from the first series? Even some of the anime series would had been nice, the movie just satisfies Bay's parafernalia.

Just saw the movie yesterday, unfortunately it was a pirate copy with chinese audio and bad chinglish subtitles, (sorry thats, all I can get around here), so I didn´t get the story, and I really need to see it in the big screen or at least in a good DVD, to really have an opinion of it.

But here is what I think so far.

SPOILER ALERT¡¡¡¡¡

The humans have WAAAY to much screen time, which for the most time seemed boring and incoherent, I mean I didn´t really understand the story, but characters seem to pop out of nowhere and just follow the adventure just because.

Like sam´s stupid college roomate, and "I forgot his name but he is always in the cohen movies" agent guy, who one minute was a butcher and then he is runing around doing stuff too.

And why did sam´s parents pop up in egypt, when they where in paris?

On the robots side, on the good guys side there is no one to care about but Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, is just there very briefly, and the effin twins where annoying, (but then again anyone is annoying dubed in chinese, clarify chinese speaking people are not annoying, chinese TV is not really annoying, but chinese DUBBING is just awful) same thing for Jetfire he is probably cool in the original version here just annoying.

On the decepticon side, effin constructicons where super awsome, megatron was cool too but not really clear on what he was doing, the title character the fallen, has way too little screen time for someone who apparently was like super awsome.

Other than that a lot of Gremmlin like small robots, that where also quite annoying, I guess that was Spielberg idea, he digs those things, and a girl that ended up being a transformer, that was just stupid, come on, is not terminator.

On the good side, the action, was amazing, super cool, the fight between optimus prime and megatron and other decepticons in the forest, was mind blowing, this fight for me is worth the whole movie, coolest fight I have seen in a long time.

The twist at the end with the matrix, I tought they where gonna go Headmasters and have sam "merging" with Optimus to save his life, for me that would have been sweeet, but I guess not that many people would have liked it.

Optimus fuzing with the remains of Jetfire was cool too tough.

All in all, I just liked the parts with Optimus Prime in them, even bad chinese dubbing and crappy chinglish subtitles cannot break the coolness that is prime, but he is quite a violent chap, isn´t he?, I don´t remember him being that violent from the old days.

The rest I didn´t really care about, but then again didn´t really understand, so have to see it again to get a proper opinion, and do a decent review.

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I don´t hate the humans or the twins, I just didn´t understand them so I found them annoying.

When you see it (in English) you will shit brix from laughing.

Trust me. And you'll laugh at Jetfire as well.

Tlaloc wrote:I have to agree, the human characters were terrible. Why not add the original human character from the first series? Even some of the anime series would had been nice, the movie just satisfies Bay's parafernalia.

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Thankyou Tlaloc I feel like your one of the only true transformers here. THe humans are horrible use the originals.

I think Megan Fox was just eye candy. But Shia can be pretty convincing. Otherwise they wouldn't have used him with Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones. Those twins were hilarious.

the twins sucked almost as much as the humans.

^In your opinion...it's not like they really sucked

Obviously they're gonna make a part 3. Yayyyy!

WAA HOO! *does the moonwalk on ice*