Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

Hey guys, I've been working on a quick, but long fanfic. It stars us on our quest to deal justice to (by justice I mean kill violently) the cast and crew of Dragonball Evolution!

I'll post it here when I've done a bit more to it, so expect it soon!

YAY I CAN'T WAIT! story time story time!

JessicaRaine wrote:YAY I CAN'T WAIT! story time story time!

Patience young one and you shall have a story!

I WANT IT NOW, NII-SAN!

Nyee!! Okie! Chapter 1!!


Dragonball Evolution Must Die!

It was a sunny day. Not just any sunny day, it looked special. Birds were singing, rabbits were scampering about the place, little kids were skipping off to school. Nikku awoke and opened his front door. He breathed in and immediately started gagging. Unfortunately, he saw two young punk kids walking past his house, talking about how much they were going to see the new movie – Dragonball Evolution, for today was the premiere. Nikku fixed them with a glare and walked back inside.

The nice morning had just turned crappy.

He stormed back up to his room and looked at the back of the door. Mounted upon a dart board was a photo of Justin Chatwin. Picking up a dart, he threw it at the picture and nailed Chatwin right between the eyes. That look actually suited him! He slumped down upon a chair and turned on his computer, straight away going onto the Dragon Ball Live Action Movie website. After a few minutes of browsing through the site, he saw that Jessica Raine had posted a new Youtube video that depicted Chatwin and Chung enjoying strawberries and making out viciously.

Just then, he heard a knock at the door. Sliding down the banister, he opened the door to find his friend Vegeta DTX.

Vegeta – Yo Nikku, did you see it?
Nikku – Yeah, it was horrible!! Why are they doing this to us??
Vegeta – I’m not sure bro, but I’ve become determined to put a stop to it!
Nikku – Hm? How?
Vegeta – Hehe! Somebody who was forced to...

Suddenly, Jessica appeared behind Nikku.

Jessie – Boo.
Nikku – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Nikku jumped into Vegeta’s arms, but was quickly dropped.

Nikku – Jessie, how’d you get in here!?
Jessica – I’ve been here for a few seconds. I like moving around undetected ya know?
Nikku – No...
Jessie – Eeigh... anyways Vegeta, what did you have in mind for this whole revenge plan?
Vegeta – Oh yeah! Well ya see, I know somebody that was forced to work on the piece of shit Dragonball Evolution. He hated it and tried (unsuccessfully) to destroy it from the inside, but couldn’t.

He jumped onto the sofa arm.

Vegeta – Hehe! BUT, he DID give me the addresses of the major cast members...!
Nikku and Jessie – O____O
Vegeta – That’s right my friends, the addresses of the stupid actors!

Vegeta showed them the addresses. They were as follows:

Chatwin – 56 Fail Road, Homoville.
Chung – 32 Cantspeakproperlyandlikeseatingstrawberries Way, Lamesville.
Rossum – 67 Butt Scratchers Lane, Toss Town
Marsters – 34 Shit Drive, Crap City
Tamura – 52 Slut’s Road, Butt Crack Village

Jessie snatched the piece of paper away and studied it. An evil smile crept upon her lips.

Jessie – This is gonna be swell...! Hehehehe...!

And with that, the 3 friends set off to gather more allies from the board and to exact some well needed revenge on those that wronged them and Dragonball fans everywhere.

End of Part 1!

hahahaha nice I love it ^_^ this should be such fun!

but why did i post the vid of the strawberry scene on youtube O_O

JessicaRaine wrote:hahahaha nice I love it ^_^ this should be such fun!

but why did i post the vid of the strawberry scene on youtube O_O

Hehe! You found the video and showed us!

Oh ok I get it

wowee I wish we could do this in real life!

kinda disappointed im not in there... the dark knight shall return

aww, poor secor T_T Nikku, maybe he can be included in aprt two? We can't let out epic siggy buddy be left out

Don't worry, more and more board users will be added!

Nikku! yet another masterpiece!!!
You really know how to put the smile on my angry and painful face

We are all brothers and sisters here remember that! and we must fullfil our mission whether we keep it like this or really do something like Nikku's fanfic

Now I wouldn't blame actors if they weren't lying 9999 times and doing it all in a deal with Fox..I still don't literally wanna kill THEM, but man inside me I HONESTLY HATE THEM SO MUCH....oh god...so much, that this Nikku's fanfic makes me feel like finally drinking water after 10 days without it.

Brilliant fanfic Nikku, really makes my painful life nicer a bit

VEGETA_DTX wrote:Nikku! yet another masterpiece!!!
You really know how to put the smile on my angry and painful face

We are all brothers and sisters here remember that! and we must fullfil our mission whether we keep it like this or really do something like Nikku's fanfic

Now I wouldn't blame actors if they weren't lying 9999 times and doing it all in a deal with Fox..I still don't literally wanna kill THEM, but man inside me I HONESTLY HATE THEM SO MUCH....oh god...so much, that this Nikku's fanfic makes me feel like finally drinking water after 10 days without it.

Brilliant fanfic Nikku, really makes my painful life nicer a bit

I mean it, you are me incarnate! Personality wise anyways! And no sweat, anytime!

If I get into the fic, make me like the bad guy with funny hair from No Country For Old Men. Only that either way the coin lands, I kill them.

lol whoopie! we can't actually cause physical pain to fox, but at least now we get to know what it would be like! Gee, thanks nikku!