I think I have superpowers (SPAM)

Okay this is a serious topic.... I seriously think I have superhuman powers.... I'm DEAD SERIOUS!

THis is not spam.... I don't know, but lots of unexplained things are happening to me.... it started when I was a kid. I dunno if I have super powers or one ability? I'm serious, though please do not laugh at me or move this to spam.

When I was in pre school I met this gothic girl who talked about Spiderman and started telling people whether they would have good or bad lives. She also had a habit of biting people she bit me once... point is I know I was bleeding and when I went to the teacher there was no wound.

Another thing.... I was trying to figure out if I had any powers so I jumped down some stairs.... I didn't fly,,,, I injured myself yet when my friend ran over to check on me... I wasn't hurt.

Infact, I hate flu shots.... and I've avoided taking them and lots of people I know have Swine Flu. I was in contact with them when they were developing symptoms and I'm, perfectly fine not sick......

I once fell off my bike and slammed my head into the concrete side walk. I got up I had a minor head ache for a few minutes and was fine.

When I was in eitgh gradem I took a history test I barely studied for and aced it. This has happanned many times...... and I once managed to move fast enough to avoid getting hit by a car.....

Point is I think I have the power to regenerate, self adaption, or the ability to alter the probability of situations. or the ability to absorb other talents. Like Rouge
I met this really strong guy he bullied me, and the next day I threw him three feet and he hit a wall.
When i was FOUR I touched fire and had no wounds.... the same time I was near my dad who never gets hurt or has to go to the doctor.
Again the going faster than the car although I never met a fast person at the time.
I met a fortune teller once and then I had a dream about a flood(I live in Georgia) There was a flood.

My mom told me my great granda had "visions" of the future and so does my grandma. Now then my dad never gets injured or sick. My mom seems normal but she might manifest visions.... once she reaches a more advanced age,

I had a few "visions" or preminition. Maybe it's just God talking to me.

I managed to hear "voices in my head" now before you tell me I have a mental disease. I looked it up,, I dont the voices aren't telling me to do anything. I sometimes heard them and I think there the thoguhts of others.
When I was in ninth grade I thought really hard and heard a voice in my head saying an answer, I put it down it was right.
I heard voices from someone about a family member passing I went over to them and spoke and they asked "How did you know?"

Now is this all coincidies? I self mutilated myself and have NO WOUNDS! I let a friend punch me in the eye several times and in the head.... no wounds.....

what the fuck is wrong with you are you high?

Sigh.....

I thought some of you would understand. I have a friend who knows others like who claim to be manifesting abilties.

I'm a christian so I don't do drugs.... VK. I'm not drunk either. I'mr eally manifesting abilties of sorts.

I tried to self levitate by sitting like Buddah.. . if Ican self adapt I think I should be able to fly. I either have complete regenerating which might enhance adrenelin, pure luck for the mind reading, maybe my visions are related to God, and oh crap right know I couldn't find my remote and I thought about my tv turning off and it did.


I'm convinced I have adaption.... or control of the atmosphere in ways. No proboability alteration.

.....Ummm....

Please... I watched an episode of Everybody Hates Chris were Chris takes karate,

After watching it I managed to perform an advanced technqiue. I might be some sort of mimic that mimics talents/abilties I've viewed.... I might rewatch DBZ and Heroes to try and gain flight.

okay chu just dont kill yourself but your freaking me out...

VK, can you please try to understand me?

I'm not being my usual comedic self. I'm really worried I'm manifesting abilties and I think I'm being stalked by the Government. I saw a man in a car stalking me...

I contacted my friend to talk and my phone went dead,. Every time I try to tell somone something happens. I'm worried if the Government knows I'm manifesting an ability.

I have family in the Government and if there spying on me. I think I may have a form of paranoia, but others have witnissed these events such as me outracing the car. So,....... you can;'t see others and today I felt as though three students were reading my mind.....

I'm not gonna commit suicide, I'ma christistian but I'm manifesting powers anmd still can't fly, just alter the probability of the amount of pain I'll receive. I also got a massive headche and cried tears of blood after focusing really hard on trying to read thoughts.

I once got pissed at my mom telling her to go away, and she nearly got killed ny tons of ants which "appeared" in her drawers. Ever since then I calm myself I threatened to destroy two people one of them broke their legs the other is fine but lost his girlfriend.....

I'm a Coordinator.

what?

Was this the goth girl?:

Don't make fun of me!

I thought you guys would understand my abilties. The Goth girl was paler but wore black clothing pants, shirt ect.

I just managed to use MY POWER AT WILL!!!!!!!

And there's a group of men stalking me everywhere I go + I'm scarred I might die. I am developing a form of sound manipulation controlling how loud sound is.... I'm defineltly adaption, altering probiabiltiy, or mimic!

My family can see the future my grandma and deceased great grandma. I once had a vision or premonition of the future!

I totally understand, Chu.
Sometimes I think I can hear people's thoughts if I really focus on them.

No seriously wat?

Chu, let's be rational.

The ONLY thing I can believe is precognition. I myself feel I sometime get dejavus that COULDN'T possibly have happened before.

Dreams I assume. Or visions. Either way, this is me bring crazy

There is NO PROOF that the human race is evolving in that direction.

nawwhh nawwh chu i get it but people dont have powers the only think i have is i can read people amazingly well. people just dont have super powers i mean they have powers like mediums speak with the dead and physics but not flying and shitt.