Re: Random Thread!

[Venus]

Did i? Maybe i was kidnapped by SS....

[justinlynch3]

Yeah it was a joke you used a few times before, randomly sleeping at awkward moments.

[Venus]

poly cuz im always tired. Stupid meds.

[justinlynch3]

You said it before but I forget what your taking meds for?

[Venus]

Um um um....guess.

[JessicaRaine]

I was wonderin bout sumthin...(sorry 2 pop outta nowhere) Jessie seems 2 have nice parents and Liz too. I mean, they got them a laptop or a dsi was it? And then a camcorder? I have 2 work 4 weeks 2 buy myself such things.

They are still young yet, they'll have to work when they get older.

heheheh...well yes I admit I'm spoiled.
but both of my gifts were special one time deals.
mom said my brothers had a few rediculously huge christmases that they'd remember forever, and this year was mine, hence the Xbox 360 and laptop. the camcorder was for freshman year. usually my end of the year gift is just a game. so yeah.

[Venus]

I usually got only a cheeseburger from mcdonalds 4 good grades. One time i got a little boombox. i stil have it and its all busted.

[justinlynch3]

I went to Jungle Jim for a expensive feed if I got good grades.

[JessicaRaine]

well my grades are better than yours : P

lol kidding.

boombox is the name of possibly the greatest song I ever heard.


Imagine in your mind a posh country club,
The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed,
The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room, hold my boom box high,
And what happened next will blow your mind...

Everything got out of control,
The music was so entrancing,
Everyone got out on the floor,
It was a bunch of old, white people dancing.

Now picture, if you will, a bunch of businessmen,
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen.
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose,
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose.
The old people smell makes you wanna puke in the sink,
These dudes'll never dance, yeah, that's what you think!
I stride in the room, all young and hip,
Hold up my boom box, and say "Listen to this:"

Then everyone started to move,
People rejoiced, instead of financing.
Their preconceived notions were shattered,
By the super-old white people dancing.

The Big Apple, where people never dance,
Spirits go down while profits expand.
The cops saw the dealers, who's got the juice?
The street vendors peddling their boiled goose.
So many types of people, they'll never get along,
'Til I bust out my boom box and play this song:

The music washed away all their hate,
And society started advancing,
Every demographic was represented,
It was a Rainbow Coalition of dancing.

Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves,
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman.

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing - there's no excuse!
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass,
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex!
The music was way too powerful!
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits!
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!

[Venus]

Hmmm quite intriguing. Maybe i should sell mine on ebay.

[JessicaRaine]

BOILED GOOSE!

[Venus]

wit feathers. and jam.

[justinlynch3]

Lol at the last few lines.

[Venus]

i never wanna see that in my life. i would paint the floor green.

[justinlynch3]

Yeah would be pretty disturbing...